Skullcandy Says: Fisticuffs with the boss could potentially be confused by some at the office as a sign of insubordination. Vigorous dancing on his desk with exotic facial contortions and frequent airborne double birded fist pumping hand gestures while wearing the Hesh headphone is probably a more diplomatic way of saying, “Leave me alone so I can rock again”

Skullcandy says: Don't give away your smoking jacket just because you own a pair of Skullcandy Full Metal Jacket ear buds. The FMJ's metal housing and well-endowed speakers pump out a furious barrage of armor-piercing decibels that not even Wonder Woman's magical gold wristbands could withstand.

Sierra Says: Whether you are zonin' on a chairlift or riding shotgun eating ice cream sandwiches and Doritos while pondering the meaning of life, the Smoking Buds will provide unsurpassed sound quality and comfort. Skullcandy Says: Smokin Buds are not the musical journey itself. They're more like the ticket top the ride. Or an enjoyable travel companion who brought an extra super comf...

Skullcandy Says: Precision-cut metal housing encapsulate a sound coming form the deep within the TiTan ear buds that resembles an army of unstoppable warrior giants marching in lockstep to the beat of your music to purge the earth of dinosaurs, woolly mammoths, saber tooth tigers, yetis, and Klingons.

Skullcandy Says: A pair of mini-subwoofers against your skull makes the bass feel like a swarm attack by the renegades of funk, soldiers of Jah, hip hop nation, and the 1970 version of the Kiss Army, all at once. So, no. Skull crusher is not just a clever name.

Skullcandy Says: You always say, “when we cross that bridge…” Are you referring metaphorically to consumption, the bridge between creation and destruction? If so, you should buy a dozen colors of Lowrider headphones right away. Your wardrobe needs candy paint to match all those sneakers. Don’t be slippin’

Sierra Says: Its just protein shakes we swear! Yea right, the Lowrider headphones are so legit and powerful they make your old beaters seem like a Fischer Price clearance item. Skullcandy Says: You always say, "when we cross that bridge". Are you referring metaphorically to consumption, the bridge between creation and destruction? If so, you should buy a dozen colors of Lowrider headph...

Skullcandy Says: 85% of doctors agree that hitting the pipe can lower inhibitions, enhance sensory pleasure, make you feel invincible, and tidy up your desk.

Skullcandy Says: True harmony revels itself in many forms. On the case of the Riot ear buds, perfect balance is achieved when you are blind sided by two tons of bass a la 11mm fisticuffs.

Skullcandy Says: Life can be fill of hard knocks, pounding the pavement at your dead end job in the concrete jungle sometimes feels like a brass knuckled blow to the teeth. To show you we care, we’ve designed a comfy new version of the iCon headphone. Pamper you head with the tiny pillow like ear pads, escape to the Austrian mountain tops with the sounds of a Griswald or commiserate verbally using...

Skullcandy Says: You know you’ve made it when someone calls you an Icon. It means you stand for something. It means you’re darn near irreplaceable. It means that when somebody looks at you the know you’re the Best In Class, the Cats Meow, you’re sick, you’re Dope. We’re getting off track. The Icon1 from Skullcandy is all of that..plus its completely grimy.

Skullcandy Says: Premium audio fidelity plus and integrated SD card slot and music player make this wireless headset the ideal gift for every politician on your payroll. According to an official dossier, the Double Agent presents a hegemonic threat to headphones as we know them. Any standard SD card containing your big corporate record label-approved, legitimately-purchased content (and other mu...

Skullcandy Says: Narcissus was so in love with himself, that he drowned in a pond while trying to embrace his own reflection. The reflection is rumored to have been wearing a pair of Skullcandy Ti headphones.

Skullcandy Says: The only people with symmetrical ears (that we have heard of) are certain robots, and they are not really people and the probably don't listen to music. Regular people like us have asymmetric ears and so asymmetric ear buds like the Asym fits like nobody's business. Its flush fit and wrapped cable position means you can run on the treadmill or do your flash dance and the...

Sierra Says: Whether you are zonin' on a chairlift or riding shotgun eating ice cream sandwiches and Doritos while pondering the meaning of life, the Smoking Buds will provide unsurpassed sound quality and comfort. Skullcandy Says: Smokin Buds are not the musical journey itself. They're more like the ticket top the ride. Or an enjoyable travel companion who brought an extra super comfy...