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    Posted: Jul/15/2009 at 8:56pm
Homer's dead, Shakespeare's dead, and I myself am not feeling at all well.

-- mark twain

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"shit or get off the pot"-

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"one good thing about music, when it hits, you feel no pain"-Bob Marley

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We must beware of trying to build a society in which nobody counts for anything except a politician or an official, a society where enterprise gains no reward and thrift no priviledges.

- Winston Churchill
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  Quote ty Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/16/2009 at 6:35pm
"Life is too short for just yellow mustard." - Dr. Gates
Love God, love people. John 13:35 By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.
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nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of the mind.
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A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

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i really like some of kurt vonneguts quotes

"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be."

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  Quote bmcmahan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/17/2009 at 6:34am
The important thing is not to stop questioning.

- Albert Einstein

The darkest hour is just before the dawn.
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I am not fundamentally opposed to junk in the trunk, although my preference is a stuffed onion over an oozing pumpkin...A stuffed onion is a booty so round and tight that it brings tears to your eyes.

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  Quote rocheezy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/18/2009 at 6:24pm
From my iGoogle home page:

Quotes of the day:
"Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities." Aldous Huxley

"It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art." -Oscar Wilde.

"Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible." Frank Moore Colby

Einstein Quote of the Day:

"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."

Love Quote of the Day:

"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her." Anonymous.
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge." Albert Einstein 
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"The mind is a powerful thing"  (IT ALL HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER, get it done earlyier before it interferes with work)
-my father when i was trippin
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I skate to where the puck is going, not where it's been.  - wayne gretzky
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  Quote R Hollywood Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/19/2009 at 8:04am
"God does not play dice with the universe"   --    Albert Einstein
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The future is no more uncertain than the present.
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You don't have enough talent to win on talent alone.
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  Quote creaseman27 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/19/2009 at 9:26pm
You don't have enough talent to win on talent alone.
-Herb Brooks (1980 US Mens Olympic hockey team coach)
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"It's not a war"
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  Quote rocheezy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/20/2009 at 8:32am
I don't really like the ones on my page today:

QOTD:
"Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record." -Tom Masson

"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it."  Bernard Bailey.

"It is bad luck to be superstitious." Andrew W. Mathis.

Albert Einstein:
"Laws alone cannot secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty, there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population."

Love QOTD:
"He that shuts love out, in turn shall be Shut out from love, and on her threshold lie, Howling in outer darkness." Alfred, Lord Tennyson
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"You owe it to yourself to do whatever it takes to make you happy."
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  Quote boardoholic Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/22/2009 at 10:56pm
"Think like a man of action; act like a man of thought."
 ~ Henri Louis Bergson
I saw this wino... he was eating grapes. I said, “Dude, you have to wait.” ~Mitch Hedberg
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown.
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  Quote COrider95 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Jul/23/2009 at 10:10am

whoops forgot to say who its fromShocked. here you go:

"Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown."
-- Conan OBrien
Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown.
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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
-- President Bush
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  Quote rocheezy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Aug/09/2009 at 6:36am
lol^^

Good quotes today:

QOTD:
"The very first thing I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly discover that there is no reason." -John Cage

"No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." -Henry Adams

"Illusion is the first of all pleasures." -Oscar Wilde

Einstein QOTD:

"If I give you a pfennig, you will be one pfennig richer and I'll be one pfennig poorer. But if I give you an idea, you will have a new idea, but I shall still have it. too."

Love QOTD:

"There is no remedy to love but to love more." Henry David Thoreau
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In life, you are the thermometer or the thermostat. Thermostats influence their environment; thermometers are changed by their surroundings. So which are you?
Love God, love people. John 13:35 By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.
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  Quote ty Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Oct/23/2009 at 8:39am
When you say, "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", I hear, "I'm not real smart, I'm imaginary smart".
Love God, love people. John 13:35 By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.
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  Quote MadAnthony81 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Oct/26/2009 at 4:33pm
" a life  spent not searching for and using ultimate wisdom, is evil"   by me! i just made it up!
 
a couple others i made up when i was younger
 
"killem till their dead..."
 
"no joke Smokey"
 
from the Bible, in Galations 5:22-23 (chapter 5, verse 22-23)
 
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.


Edited by MadAnthony81 - Oct/26/2009 at 4:41pm
whatchoo bringin to the table for God? Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends-Jesus
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  Quote Phatman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Oct/26/2009 at 6:25pm
so we used to have a white board at a buddy's house and whenever we were drunk and somebody said something funny we would write it on the board to remember it, a couple that I remember;

You're more than welcome, you're UN-welcome

If there was a train of thought, you'd be the caboose

So anyway, to make a long story short the bish did it for 25 dollars(no actual story necessary)
Cuz satisfaction is no mother's son
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  Quote MadAnthony81 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Oct/26/2009 at 6:33pm
good ones!
whatchoo bringin to the table for God? Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends-Jesus
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
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9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

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LOL zoe!
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  Quote ty Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: Oct/28/2009 at 7:38pm
Those were great Zoe
Love God, love people. John 13:35 By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.
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"Nothing is easier than self-deceit.  For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true."  Demosthenes
 
 
whatchoo bringin to the table for God? Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends-Jesus
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"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
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"the meek inherit nothing."  - zakk

"That's interesting, man.  That's shtooking interesting" - The Dude

"You're out of your element" - Walter Solcheck

"If you were a dog, you'd be a panda" - my wife

"Buy the ticket, take the ride" - The Good Doctor Raoul Duke

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forgot one of my buddies best:

"What people call luck is really where hard work and preparation intersect." -mtm68
-zakk <br /> <br />Buy the Ticket - Enjoy the Ride - Live the Dream
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A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
-Friedrick Nietzsche
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"Failing to plan is planning to fail"
                    -confucious?
 
i just got it out of a fortune cookie.
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Originally posted by ty

When you say, "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", I hear, "I'm not real smart, I'm imaginary smart".


hahaha i love this one.
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I disagree on Zoe comment number
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

i think this is very easy thing to say when drunk LoL
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