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myke 
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Homer's dead, Shakespeare's dead, and I myself am not feeling at all well. -- mark twain |
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I'm here for the gangbang....
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Duneluder
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Joined: Oct/02/2008 Location: Washington Online Status: Offline Posts: 2299 |
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Posted: Jul/15/2009 at 9:38pm |
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"shit or get off the pot"-
"does a bear shit in the woods?"- "one good thing about music, when it hits, you feel no pain"-Bob Marley "come on baby, its ur lucky day, shut ur mouth im gonna do it my way, if it wasnt for date rape id never get laiiidddd, bew bew beeeeeeeeeewwww" sorry that last one was just me typing/singing  gotta love Sublime |
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Days '09-'10: 20
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bmcmahan
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Posted: Jul/16/2009 at 6:21am |
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We must beware of trying to build a society in which nobody counts for anything except a politician or an official, a society where enterprise gains no reward and thrift no priviledges.
- Winston Churchill |
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He can speak French - in Russian
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ty
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Jesus Freak! Joined: Feb/03/2009 Location: 47 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1257 |
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Posted: Jul/16/2009 at 6:35pm |
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"Life is too short for just yellow mustard." - Dr. Gates
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Bring it hard or don't bring it at all.
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BboyTommy
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Posted: Jul/16/2009 at 6:57pm |
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nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of the mind.
ralph waldo emerson
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dance like no one's watching
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Eclusion
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Joined: Jul/11/2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 81 |
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Posted: Jul/16/2009 at 7:04pm |
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A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain. Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. Mark Twain |
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icymallard
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Posted: Jul/17/2009 at 1:25am |
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i really like some of kurt vonneguts quotes
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be." |
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bmcmahan
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Posted: Jul/17/2009 at 6:34am |
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
- Albert Einstein The darkest hour is just before the dawn. |
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He can speak French - in Russian
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JMSM512
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Posted: Jul/18/2009 at 10:32am |
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I am not fundamentally opposed to junk in the trunk, although my preference is a stuffed onion over an oozing pumpkin...A stuffed onion is a booty so round and tight that it brings tears to your eyes.
-Jason Whitlock |
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rocheezy
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Ready for the 2010 season! Joined: Nov/15/2008 Location: 23 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3251 |
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Posted: Jul/18/2009 at 6:24pm |
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From my iGoogle home page:
Quotes of the day: "Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities." Aldous Huxley "It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art." -Oscar Wilde. "Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible." Frank Moore Colby Einstein Quote of the Day: "It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer." Love Quote of the Day: "You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her." Anonymous. |
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Surfs_up
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Posted: Jul/18/2009 at 11:19pm |
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge." Albert Einstein
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Eclusion
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Posted: Jul/18/2009 at 11:27pm |
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"The mind is a powerful thing" (IT ALL HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER, get it done earlyier before it interferes with work)
-my father when i was trippin |
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barnyard
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Banana Joined: Aug/25/2008 Location: 18 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2606 |
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Posted: Jul/19/2009 at 7:59am |
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I skate to where the puck is going, not where it's been. - wayne gretzky
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Lib Tech Skate Banana 159 (2007/2008) w/ Burton CO2 bindings (2007/2008) & Signal Park Rocker 156 (2009/2010) w/ Union Contact bindings (2008/2009)
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R Hollywood
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Creek Joined: Mar/21/2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 374 |
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Posted: Jul/19/2009 at 8:04am |
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"God does not play dice with the universe" -- Albert Einstein
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bmcmahan
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Posted: Jul/19/2009 at 4:52pm |
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The future is no more uncertain than the present.
-- Walt Whitman
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He can speak French - in Russian
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creaseman27
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Posted: Jul/19/2009 at 9:25pm |
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You don't have enough talent to win on talent alone.
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creaseman27
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Posted: Jul/19/2009 at 9:26pm |
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You don't have enough talent to win on talent alone.
-Herb Brooks (1980 US Mens Olympic hockey team coach) |
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Eclusion
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Posted: Jul/20/2009 at 1:44am |
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"It's not a war"
-unknown |
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rocheezy
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Ready for the 2010 season! Joined: Nov/15/2008 Location: 23 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3251 |
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Posted: Jul/20/2009 at 8:32am |
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I don't really like the ones on my page today:
QOTD: "Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record." -Tom Masson "When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it." Bernard Bailey. "It is bad luck to be superstitious." Andrew W. Mathis. Albert Einstein: "Laws alone cannot secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty, there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population." Love QOTD: "He that shuts love out, in turn shall be Shut out from love, and on her threshold lie, Howling in outer darkness." Alfred, Lord Tennyson |
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k2theODY
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WhiteFace MTN Joined: Jan/25/2008 Location: 24 Online Status: Offline Posts: 268 |
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Posted: Jul/21/2009 at 12:33pm |
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"You owe it to yourself to do whatever it takes to make you happy."
-friend of mine
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09 Gnu Danny Kass BTX, 09 Burton Cartels, 09 Burton Rulers
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boardoholic
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The Dragon Joined: Feb/21/2007 Location: 18 Online Status: Offline Posts: 381 |
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Posted: Jul/22/2009 at 10:56pm |
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"Think like a man of action; act like a man of thought."
~ Henri Louis Bergson |
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PS: This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were missing. ~Mitch Hedberg
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COrider95
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Posted: Jul/23/2009 at 10:07am |
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Check my signature
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown.
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COrider95
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Posted: Jul/23/2009 at 10:10am |
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whoops forgot to say who its from "Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown."
-- Conan OBrien |
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown.
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bmcmahan
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Posted: Jul/23/2009 at 2:33pm |
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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
-- President Bush
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He can speak French - in Russian
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rocheezy
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Ready for the 2010 season! Joined: Nov/15/2008 Location: 23 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3251 |
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Posted: Aug/09/2009 at 6:36am |
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lol^^
Good quotes today: QOTD: "The very first thing I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly discover that there is no reason." -John Cage "No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." -Henry Adams "Illusion is the first of all pleasures." -Oscar Wilde Einstein QOTD: "If I give you a pfennig, you will be one pfennig richer and I'll be one pfennig poorer. But if I give you an idea, you will have a new idea, but I shall still have it. too." Love QOTD: "There is no remedy to love but to love more." Henry David Thoreau |
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Jesus Freak! Joined: Feb/03/2009 Location: 47 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1257 |
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Posted: Aug/09/2009 at 12:58pm |
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In life, you are the thermometer or the thermostat. Thermostats influence their environment; thermometers are changed by their surroundings. So which are you?
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Bring it hard or don't bring it at all.
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ty
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Jesus Freak! Joined: Feb/03/2009 Location: 47 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1257 |
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Posted: Oct/23/2009 at 8:39am |
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When you say, "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", I hear, "I'm not real smart, I'm imaginary smart".
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Bring it hard or don't bring it at all.
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MadAnthony81
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Posted: Oct/26/2009 at 4:33pm |
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" a life spent not searching for and using ultimate wisdom, is evil" by me! i just made it up!
a couple others i made up when i was younger
"killem till their dead..."
"no joke Smokey"
from the Bible, in Galations 5:22-23 (chapter 5, verse 22-23)
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law. Edited by MadAnthony81 - Oct/26/2009 at 4:41pm |
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whatchoo bringin to the table for God? Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends-Jesus
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Phatman
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Posted: Oct/26/2009 at 6:25pm |
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so we used to have a white board at a buddy's house and whenever we were drunk and somebody said something funny we would write it on the board to remember it, a couple that I remember;
You're more than welcome, you're UN-welcome If there was a train of thought, you'd be the caboose So anyway, to make a long story short the bish did it for 25 dollars(no actual story necessary)
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Under God One Nation
Load the Rocket Launchers, Lead us not into Temptation and we'll roll our tanks straight through the gates of Heaven Singin' PRAISE THE LORD, and PASS THE AMMUNITION |
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MadAnthony81
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Posted: Oct/26/2009 at 6:33pm |
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good ones!
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whatchoo bringin to the table for God? Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends-Jesus
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Guest_131860
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Posted: Oct/26/2009 at 10:45pm |
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"Double Pitts To Cheski!"
--the Axe Man |
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ShredbettyZoe
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Posted: Oct/28/2009 at 7:41am |
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: |
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shakazulu
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Posted: Oct/28/2009 at 9:01am |
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LOL zoe!
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Why ride when you can claim?
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ty
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Jesus Freak! Joined: Feb/03/2009 Location: 47 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1257 |
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Posted: Oct/28/2009 at 7:38pm |
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Those were great Zoe
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Bring it hard or don't bring it at all.
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MadAnthony81
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Posted: Nov/03/2009 at 1:18pm |
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"Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true." Demosthenes
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whatchoo bringin to the table for God? Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends-Jesus
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Seanyo23
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Everytime you touch the ice, remember that it was Hans who taught us to fly. - Coach Bombay |
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joness
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Posted: Nov/04/2009 at 9:39am |
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"The same panda was in the news in 2006 when he bit a drunk tourist who broke into his enclosure and tried to hug him while he was asleep. The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back. "
CNN |
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Big Air. Kids today, that's all they want, big air. I say stick to the mountain. That's where the fun is. You want big air kid? Pull my finger.
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Kona
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Posted: Nov/04/2009 at 10:03am |
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"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
-Mitch Hedburg |
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zakk
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Posted: Nov/04/2009 at 10:11am |
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"the meek inherit nothing." - zakk
"That's interesting, man. That's shtooking interesting" - The Dude "You're out of your element" - Walter Solcheck "If you were a dog, you'd be a panda" - my wife "Buy the ticket, take the ride" - The Good Doctor Raoul Duke |
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-zakk
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zakk
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Posted: Nov/04/2009 at 10:18am |
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forgot one of my buddies best:
"What people call luck is really where hard work and preparation intersect." -mtm68 |
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-zakk
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Lycantivis
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Posted: Nov/07/2009 at 12:57pm |
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A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
-Friedrick Nietzsche |
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Travis Pastrana - was it soft? Roner - no dude it felt like a tree
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GeckosGoMoo
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Posted: Nov/07/2009 at 3:52pm |
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"Freedom lies in being bold." - Robert Frost
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I'm a dance floor tiger lady bumping everything she has, touching every single lad, rubbing every lady bad.
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c.loc
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Posted: Nov/07/2009 at 4:10pm |
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"Failing to plan is planning to fail"
-confucious?
i just got it out of a fortune cookie.
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Make it rain.
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michelleee
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Posted: Nov/07/2009 at 4:33pm |
hahaha i love this one. |
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RAAB is a jerk.
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CLEE1013
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Posted: Nov/07/2009 at 4:44pm |
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I disagree on Zoe comment number
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? i think this is very easy thing to say when drunk LoL |
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